Getting old...

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Getting old...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:32 pm

Three elder women were discussing the travails of getting older.

Bridget said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a box of ketchup in my hand, in front of the fridge, and I can't remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away".

Margaret said, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs, and I can't remember whether I was on my way up, or on my way down".

Elizabeth chimed in "Well, I'm glad I don't have that kind of problems. Knock on wood". With that, she rapped her knuckles on the table, then said
Spoiler:
"That must be the door. I'll get it".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Getting old...

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:23 pm

:lol:
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