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Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:58 pm

As I sat down in a restaurant, I lit my cigarette.

A waitress walked up to me, rolled her eyes and said, "You're smoking!"

"Thanks," I smirked.
Spoiler:
"You're not so bad yourself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Smoking

Postby dutchman » Sun Jun 06, 2021 1:18 am

:lol:
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