The vet

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The vet

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 02, 2021 11:42 am

Called the vet this morning...

Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."

Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"

Me: "He's holding his head to one side."

Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"

Me:
Spoiler:
"Haven't you got anything sooner?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The vet

Postby dutchman » Sun May 02, 2021 6:02 pm

:lol:
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