Having a pint

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Having a pint

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 28, 2021 11:40 am

My dad took me to his local for a pint.

"What can I get you?" he asked.

"Just a diet coke for me dad," I replied.

He scowled at me, "I didn't bring you here to order a poof's drink!"

"Whatever," I smiled, "I'll have what you're having."

"That's more like it!" he beamed.
Spoiler:
"Two pints of normal coke please landlord."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Having a pint

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:15 pm

:lol:
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