Wife's pet

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Wife's pet

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:58 pm

I'll never forget the day my wife said she wanted to start keeping a tortoise as a pet.

She said it was the only animal that
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couldn't run away from her.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wife's pet

Postby Melisandre » Sat Dec 05, 2020 2:31 pm

:lol:
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