Painting

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Painting

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:26 pm

A rich woman wants to commission a well-renowned artist to paint a portrait of her. She arranges to meet with him to discuss terms.

She tells him "Money is no object, but I have only one condition. I want you to paint me in the nude".

This takes him a bit by surprise, as he is a married man "Uh, I apologise ma'am, but I don't think I can agree to that-"

"I'll pay you ten thousand dollars!" she interrupts him.

Again, he is taken aback and considers "Well... let me ask my wife first, and if she consents then we have a deal".

They agree and he goes home.

The next day, the artist returns. He gives the lady the verdict "All right, my wife says it is fine, but
Spoiler:
you'll have to let me keep my socks on so I have somewhere to wipe my brushes".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Painting

Postby Melisandre » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:28 pm

:lol:
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