Cop: "You were speeding! I am going to confiscate your driver's license and I'm calling for a tow truck to take away your car".
Tourist: "But I need to get to the airport and the car is a rental!"
Cop: "I don't care".
Tourist: "Please be reasonable, you can't do this!"
Cop: "Well, you can file an appeal. Here write it on this paper, but it has to be in Russian".
Tourist: "But I don't know any Russian!"
Cop: "Not my problem".
The tourist takes the piece of paper and starts pacing around the car. In desperation, he takes a $50 bill out of his wallet, wraps it in the paper and hands it to the cop.
Cop:
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