Instructor: "Your first test of firearms training. I want you to aim at the place on the body that will neutralise the threat while causing the least amount of damage to the target"
Trainee: "Okay, I'll be back in ten minutes"
Instructor: "Where you think you're going with that gun?!"
Trainee: "I'm just off to
Spoiler:
point it at the wife's head".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.