Firearms training

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Firearms training

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 20, 2020 12:23 pm

Instructor: "Your first test of firearms training. I want you to aim at the place on the body that will neutralise the threat while causing the least amount of damage to the target"

Trainee: "Okay, I'll be back in ten minutes"

Instructor: "Where you think you're going with that gun?!"

Trainee: "I'm just off to
Spoiler:
point it at the wife's head".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Firearms training

Postby Melisandre » Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:20 pm

:lol:
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