On the sofa

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On the sofa

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 11, 2020 1:27 pm

As I settled down on my friend’s sofa for the night, he said: “So your missus kicked you out ‘cos you got drunk on a fishing trip and stuck your *ahem* in a net?”

“No mate,
Spoiler:
Annette.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: On the sofa

Postby dutchman » Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:27 pm

:lol:
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Re: On the sofa

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:04 am

:lol:
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