New policy

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New policy

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 29, 2020 12:13 pm

BREAKING NEWS: New Government Policy.

To stop immigrants becoming lonely in their swanky hotels, they are all to be given pets from a shop in Teeside.

In a statement, Priti Patel said:
Spoiler:
"Redcar Pets are to be rolled out to all immigrants on arrival"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: New policy

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:36 pm

:lol:
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