Help yourself

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Help yourself

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:25 pm

This rather large woman walked up to me at the buffet, as I browsed the treats.

"Mind if I take one of those doughnuts just there?" she asked me.

"Help yourself," I replied.

"Thanks," she smiled.

"No," I added, "I mean help yourself...
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and don't have any more doughnuts."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Help yourself

Postby Melisandre » Sun Sep 13, 2020 7:22 pm

:lol:
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