First day at work

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First day at work

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 05, 2020 2:12 pm

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said "Your first job will be to sweep out the store".

"But I'm a graduate" the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that" said the manager. "Here, give me the broom
Spoiler:
- I'll show you how"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: First day at work

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: First day at work

Postby dutchman » Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:57 pm

:hysterical:
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