Paddy

[rebbonk]

Paddy's boss gave him a tin of green paint, and asked him to go to his house, and paint his porch.

Paddy came back two hours later with the empty tin, and his boss says "well Paddy. Did you paint my porch as I asked you"?

He says, "I did yes boss.

Spoiler:

But it wasn't a porch, it was a Mercedes ".

[Melisandre]