Missing a rabbit

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Missing a rabbit

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:33 pm

My daughter was searching everywhere for her pet rabbit.

"Where can it be?" she asked.

"Why don't you look somewhere where there might be carrots?" I suggested.

"Thank you, daddy, that's a good idea" she replied with a smile.

Spoiler:
"And peas, onions and garlic, some red wine..." I added under my breath, as I whistled and dished up the stew for dinner.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Missing a rabbit

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:04 pm

:lol:
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Re: Missing a rabbit

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 10, 2020 6:16 pm

:lol:
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