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Not fit for work

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:49 pm

I phoned my workplace in Scotland this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough".

He said, "You have a wee cough?"

I said
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"Really? Thanks, boss, see you next week!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Not fit for work

Postby dutchman » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:02 am

:lol:
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Re: Not fit for work

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 05, 2020 2:24 pm

:lol:
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