Names

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Names

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:04 pm

A school teacher meets her new class at the start of the year and starts asking them their names.

She goes to the first child "What is your name?"

The girl replied "Lilly".

The teacher says "That's a lovely name, how did you get your name?"

The girl replied "Because when I was born a lilly landed on me".

She goes to the second child "What is your name?"

The girl replied "Daisy". The teacher says "That's a lovely name, how did you get your name?"

The girl replied "Because when I was born a daisy landed on me".

She goes to the third child "What is your name?"

Spoiler:
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Re: Names

Postby dutchman » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:07 am

:lol:
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Re: Names

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:31 pm

:lol:
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