Fancy a drink?

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Fancy a drink?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:44 pm

I suggested to my wife we go to the pub separately to relive our first date.

So she walked over to me at the bar and asked ''Can I buy you a drink handsome?''

I replied ''S*d off,
Spoiler:
I'm not falling for that one again!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fancy a drink?

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:20 pm

:lol:
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