She did ask

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She did ask

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 10, 2020 12:00 pm

The missus looked at me and asked what I thought.

"New?" I asked.

"Yes, so what do you think?"

"Makes your ar$e look massive." I said.

"Are you really trying to hurt my feelings"? she sobbed.

"Don't be silly, what makes you think that?" I answered

Spoiler:
"Because it's a pair of frigging earrings!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She did ask

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 10, 2020 2:50 pm

:lol:
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