He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent: in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat: the bouncer is a blonde girl: I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate: the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter and the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No,
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