I will take the bed by the window.

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I will take the bed by the window.

Postby Jock Strapp » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:33 pm

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :

A short neurological test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Re: I will take the bed by the window.

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:36 pm

Those 3 were easy - At least to my oddly wired brain. ;)
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Re: I will take the bed by the window.

Postby dutchman » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:45 am

Jock Strapp wrote: "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


:rolling:
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Re: I will take the bed by the window.

Postby Jock Strapp » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:33 am

OK Rebonk. Here is one for you.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!



1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.. This is for cat.
11.. This is forty cat.
12.. This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the third word in each row.
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Re: I will take the bed by the window.

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:08 pm

:lol:

Sadly Jock, I had seen it before. BUT it is true.
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Re: I will take the bed by the window.

Postby Melisandre » Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:49 pm

:lol:
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