This appeared in the Liverpool Echo last week. Very little different to this version. You don't need training as a journalist to work for these clowns, you just need to know how to cut and paste.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
The Liverpool Echo is the central office for all Reach plc regional newspapers. They send a one-size-fits-all template to the Telegraph who then fill it in with some small changes to suit local readers.