Dial 1 for....

Orange's new service lets you dial 1 for relaxation

Britons seeking respite from the stress of the festive season will be able dial up to hear the soothing sound of the sea, the singing of birds or even the scene on a typical village green, as a phone company introduces a Christmas ‘Relaxation Line’.

full story here http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6826999/Oranges-new-service-lets-you-dial-1-for-relaxation.html

(I didn't think it worthy for the news section)

I dialled the no. but it just cuts off - now I'm getting stressed because I can't get through

I dialled the no. but it just cuts off - now I'm getting stressed because I can't get through

Pollyanna - The perfect cure is a good rub-down with a pomegranate

I dialled the no. but it just cuts off - now I'm getting stressed because I can't get through

Pollyanna - The perfect cure is a good rub-down with a pomegranate

........... or a Turkish massage