Typical! (Halloween moan)

Every year I buy a big bag of sweets for the kids but no one ever calls so I end up having to eat them myself. This is the first year I didn't bother and you can guess what happened!

Sod's law isn't it?

My Akita is patrolling the hallway, I doubt we'll see any trick or treaters

Year before last not one came last year loads came this year not a soul in sight you could hear a pin drop its that quiet so a big tin sweets are sitting here still full so you could still eat a tin if you want them Dutchman as I will not be eating them .

Thank you Melisandre but I'd only make myself sick and my dentist would not be too pleased either.