Posters plastered around Warwick by jilted lover announce 'Merc keys in canal, locks changed, cards maxed'
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned as 'Graham' from Warwick knows only too well.
His fuming other half 'Linda' has found out he's been cheating on her so she's plastered the town with posters telling him "If she is good in bed you can stay there!"
The laminated signs also tell our Graham that his Merc keys are in the canal, the locks have been changed and the cards are maxed.
She signs off under the graphic of a heart in a noose "Happy new year, Linda xxx."
Dozens of people have spotted the posters around the town and shared pictures of them to social media.
The messages have been attached with cable ties to lampposts, at locations including parks, at pedestrian crossings, and beneath road signs.
Typical overreaction by a hysterical female...



