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Top of the Plops: Faecal bacteria discovered water supplies across the UK

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 19, 2024 3:08 pm

Privatisation has been so good for us!

Areas affected:-
Severn Trent Water: 12 cases
Anglian Water: Six cases
United Utilities: Four cases
Northumbria: Four cases
Essex and Suffolk Water: Four cases
Thames Water: Two cases
Bristol Water: One case
DWR Cymru Welsh Water: One case

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Source: https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/where-water-supply-contaminated-uk-faecal-bacteria-parasites-devon-374986/
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Re: Top of the Plops: Faecal bacteria discovered water supplies across the UK

Postby dutchman » Mon May 20, 2024 3:48 am

The best thing to do is boil it with malted barley and hops, then add yeast.

After a few days it'll be safe to drink and also taste a lot better! :jester:
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