Customs officers seize rabbit poo cigs

More than £1 million worth of counterfeit cigarettes filled with rabbit droppings instead of tobacco have been confiscated by customs officials in Spain.

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I remember when trading standards seized counterfeit Tetley tea bags from a stallholder in the precinct. They turned out to contain rat droppings. Customers became suspicous and reported the trader after noticing the counterfeit bags tasted better than genuine Tetley's

I'm guessing neither of us will be invited for tea at Polly's now?