What a Nob!

i think we need a appology for that pun lol

i find it funny how they try and discribe the offence
(Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.")

Brilliant

How big was it for Heaven's sake

were they classing it as an offensive weapon

You just couldn't make this up could you?

Was this classed as assault with a deadly weapon

Not as rare as you might think....

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