Man banned from park for trying to have sex with tree

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A Scottish man has been banned for life from a public park in Airdrie after he tried to have sex with a tree.

Watch out … he's branching out


William Shaw, 21, pleaded not guilt to public indecency in the town’s sheriff court, the Daily Telegraph reports.

It was alleged that Shaw dropped his pants and then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while in the visitor attraction area.

He was released on bail and ordered to stay out of Central Park.

Not your typical tree hugger.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/21/man-banned-from-park-for-trying-to-have-sex-with-tree/