The Benny Hill Show

[Melisandre]

[Melisandre]

[Melisandre]

[rebbonk]

Brilliant, though I did see a documentary of his life that suggested he was not the nicest of men.

[Melisandre]

That's normally the way with funny people Rebbonk seldom are they nice to live with too. Who ever wrote it was a genius.

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]

Funnily enough I was thinking about the song only yesterday. I finally realised that when he said "Do you want it pasteurised?" she thought he said "Do you want it past your eyes?"!

Incidentally there was a live studio version of the song in which he dressed as a cowboy and has never been repeated on television. Rumour has it Benny was sued by Frank Gallop for copying Irving: The Hundred and Forty-Second Fastest Gun in the West and as part of the settlement Benny agreed never to perform the song again.

I'm not 100% certain this is the version I saw either: