Opposites

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Opposites

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:40 am

A school class is learning about opposites.

The teacher asks Mary "What is the opposite of happiness?"

Mary says "Sadness."

The teacher asks Johnny "What is the opposite of hope?"

Johnny says "Despair."

The teacher asks Paddy "What is the opposite of woe?"

Paddy says
Spoiler:
"Gee-up"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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