Nagging wife
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:17 amA nagging wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he takes her along with him.
"What'll you have?" He asks.
"Oh, I don't know. Same as you I suppose." She replies.
The husband orders a couple of straight whiskies and throws his down in one gulp. His wife watches him, takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.
"Yuck, it's horrible," she splutters. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff."
"Well, there you go," cries the husband.
"What'll you have?" He asks.
"Oh, I don't know. Same as you I suppose." She replies.
The husband orders a couple of straight whiskies and throws his down in one gulp. His wife watches him, takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.
"Yuck, it's horrible," she splutters. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff."
"Well, there you go," cries the husband.
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