Battery

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Battery

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:14 am

I went to the shop and said, "I need a battery so I can tell the time."

The man said, "Is it for a clock?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"I don't know, that's why I asked you for a battery."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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