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You'll never believe it (Bit naughty)

PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:05 am
by rebbonk
I was vacuuming the other day when I tripped on the cord and landed on the nozzle, which violently entered my bottom.

I was highly embarrassed
Spoiler:
and spent four and a half hours in the hospital waiting room desperately trying to convince everyone that I had actually been having sex with the Hoover and that my wife does all the cleaning.