COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:02 am**

A guy broke into my apartment last week.

He didn't take the TV, just the remote.

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Posted: **Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:21 pm**

Also:

"People laughed when I said I wanted to become a comedian, well..."

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Courtesy of Bob Monkhouse