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Love golf

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:19 am

Bill and Daisy met whilst on holiday and Bill fell head over heels in love with her the moment their eyes met and after just two of weeks during which time Bill had taken Daisy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. he was convinced that this was the real thing and he'd found his soul mate.

On the last night of his holiday, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf fanatic," Bill said to his new found lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"

Daisy took a deep breath and responded, "Since we're being honest with each other, you need to know that I'm a hooker."

"I see," Bill replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought, then he added,
Spoiler:
"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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