Meteorite

[rebbonk]

I was at the airfield today, when suddenly a voice screamed out, " Oh my God! There's a meteorite heading straight for us. We're all going to die."

As others looked to the sky, more screams rang out in panic and people started to run in every direction.

I carried on reading my a paper safe in the knowledge

Spoiler:

that my wife had just started her skydive.