Eccentric Edna

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Eccentric Edna

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:57 am

Eccentric Edna lived in a Nursing home. Being eccentric, she loved nothing more than racing round in her electric powered wheelchair, taking corners on one wheel and seeing how fast she could go up the long corridors. Because the poor woman was not quite 'with it' the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in !

One day as Edna was speeding up one corridor a door opened and Potty Philip stepped out with his arm outstretched and hand upward palm facing her.

"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?"

Edna dug deep in her handbag and pulled out a Mars Bar wrapper and held it up to him.

"Okay" he said, and off Edna went, wheel-spinning down the hallway.

As she took the next corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Wacky Wally leapt out in front of her and shouted: "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance for that vehicle?"

Edna again delved deep into her handbag, pulled out a crumpled book token she'd been given last Christmas and held it up to him. Wacky Wally looked at it then said: "Thank you Ma'am you may go"

As Edna neared the last long corridor leading to the Conservatory, Crazy Colin suddenly stepped out from behind a potted palm, totally naked and holding his :censored: in his hand.

"Oh, for goodness sake," said an exasperated Edna "Not that wretched Breathalyser Test again !!"
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