Firing squad
After being caught illegally drinking in a Far Eastern country, an Englishman, Scot and Irishman are facing a firing squad.
The presiding officer - Any last requests?
The Scot - I want to hear the bagpipes one last time.
The Irishman - I want to hear Riverdance one last time.
The Englishman -
The presiding officer - Any last requests?
The Scot - I want to hear the bagpipes one last time.
The Irishman - I want to hear Riverdance one last time.
The Englishman -
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