Firing squad

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Firing squad

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:44 am

After being caught illegally drinking in a Far Eastern country, an Englishman, Scot and Irishman are facing a firing squad.

The presiding officer - Any last requests?

The Scot - I want to hear the bagpipes one last time.

The Irishman - I want to hear Riverdance one last time.

The Englishman -
Spoiler:
Can you shoot me first please?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Firing squad

Postby dutchman » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:02 pm

:lol:

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