Newly weds

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Newly weds

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:48 am

Tracy, the newly-wed wife said to her husband, Bill, when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Bill started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

But then Tracy said, "I'm glad that you feel this way
Spoiler:
because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Newly weds

Postby dutchman » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:10 pm

:lol:
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