Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scot

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scot go into a pub and each orders a pint.

They each find a fly floating on the top of their brew.

The Englishman says, "Bartender, may I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his drink.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with his finger.

The Scot picks up his fly by the wings, and says,

Spoiler:

"All right, ya wee ! Spit it out! Now!"