Tattoo
My mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back.
Halfway through, he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."
The tattooist said, "Give us a chance, mate, I've only just finished his turban!"
Halfway through, he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."
The tattooist said, "Give us a chance, mate, I've only just finished his turban!"