Wife left me!

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Wife left me!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 29, 2026 12:00 pm

My wife left me. Said she was going for a pint of milk and never came back.

"How are you coping?" asked my mum.

"Not bad", I replied,
Spoiler:
"I've been using the powdered stuff".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wife left me!

Postby dutchman » Mon Jun 29, 2026 1:49 pm

:lol:
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