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Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 04, 2026 8:35 pm

I said to the girl behind the counter, "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare."

"Which one?" she replied.

"William,
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you thick bint!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Book!

Postby dutchman » Fri Jun 05, 2026 12:22 am

:lol:
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