Home security...

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Home security...

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 17, 2026 1:15 pm

I'm making a fortune out of selling home security systems.

The sale is easy. All I do is say "Hello."

Spoiler:
At 3 am, whilst sitting on the end of their bed.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Home security...

Postby dutchman » Sun May 17, 2026 8:00 pm

:lol:
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