She's leaving me...

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She's leaving me...

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 13, 2026 12:11 pm

My wife says she's leaving me because she can no longer cope with my irrational jealousy and possessiveness.

I bet it's really so she can shack up with those two gays who live at number 43.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She's leaving me...

Postby dutchman » Thu May 14, 2026 2:25 am

:lol:
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