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Wife's birthday...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 28, 2026 12:03 pm

It was the wife's birthday, and she demanded I take her out for an expensive Porterhouse.

I did one better and
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knocked her out cold with a Chuck Norris roundhouse.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wife's birthday...

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 28, 2026 12:15 pm

:lol:
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