Leaving me...

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Leaving me...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:49 am

My wife is leaving me and taking the kids because of my obsession with horse racing.

They are at the gate now,
Spoiler:
and they're off...
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Leaving me...

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 16, 2026 12:36 am

:lol:
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