Chat up line...
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:48 amI saw a pretty lass in the pub last night, so I went over to talk to her.
She said, 'Get lost, loser.'
I replied, 'Loser? Me? I'll have you know I'm in the Guinness Book of Records.'
'Really? What for?'
'Highest reading ever obtained
She said, 'Get lost, loser.'
I replied, 'Loser? Me? I'll have you know I'm in the Guinness Book of Records.'
'Really? What for?'
'Highest reading ever obtained
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